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Sirius

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Obligatory Introduction
« on: May 22, 2018, 05:30:49 PM »
Right then, I believe I should introduce myself for expediency.
I am Sirius and I am here because of a long series of unfortunate events. There is little else you need to know about me at this point.
I implore you not to cause me any bother so that I won't cause any either.
That being said, these parts were getting too friendly for some, as such I shall take it upon myself to introduce some much needed controversy to balance things out.
I suspect this is best for this forum. You are free to disagree and contribute.

...well then, that shall do for an introduction, yes?

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Re: Obligatory Introduction
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2018, 10:54:35 PM »
Bonjour!

[insert Twilight Zone opening monologue, modified to describe the Freebird Forums]

What country are you from?

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Re: Obligatory Introduction
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2018, 05:18:13 AM »
That being said, these parts were getting too friendly for some, as such I shall take it upon myself to introduce some much needed controversy to balance things out.
I suspect this is best for this forum. You are free to disagree and contribute.


Sirius

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Re: Obligatory Introduction
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2018, 11:38:12 AM »
[insert Twilight Zone opening monologue, modified to describe the Freebird Forums]

How utterly descriptive, but you need not worry, I am well acquainted with this place, for otherwise I would not be here.

What country are you from?

Some place, some time. I did say that there is little else to know of me and that is what I meant. I am serious after all.

That being said, these parts were getting too friendly for some, as such I shall take it upon myself to introduce some much needed controversy to balance things out.
I suspect this is best for this forum. You are free to disagree and contribute.



I take it this is a disagreement then, yes? I applaud you for contributing to my cause.

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Re: Obligatory Introduction
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2018, 09:52:06 AM »
That being said, these parts were getting too friendly for some, as such I shall take it upon myself to introduce some much needed controversy to balance things out.
I suspect this is best for this forum. You are free to disagree and contribute.

By "some", do you really mean you?
Also, welcome to the forum, Sirius :seraismile: good luck performing your moral duties! I'm not sure what kinds of controversy you're planning - political, social? - but surely it will be helpful.

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Re: Obligatory Introduction
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2018, 02:24:43 PM »
'Sup, Sirius!? Welcome. :)

Sirius

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Re: Obligatory Introduction
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2018, 02:55:08 PM »
By "some", do you really mean you?

Huh?! What would I gain from this? Were I to be bothered by stale, friendly boards I would have to spend my entire lifetime chasing down boring niceness on the internet; none but lunatics would do such!
Surely you have just neglected the stagnant state of this community, for I am here to change this situation.

'Sup, Sirius!? Welcome. :)

Quite energetic I see. Don't let it get the better of you, you hear?

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Re: Obligatory Introduction
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2018, 03:35:20 AM »
Welcome to the forums, Sirius. I'll try to stay out of your way and not start a fight. I'm a pacifist afterall and not too good at fighting/arguing ^^;

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Re: Obligatory Introduction
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2018, 08:50:16 AM »
Out of curiosity, is this a joke account?

I'm actually watching a Let's Play of Witch's Heart at the moment and that's where this character originated.
Check out the Letter--->Word Abbreviation thread for some fun!

Examples of my skills:

Hallelujah! A xylophone orgasmed recently.

Actually, geriatric gigolos can still have dalliances.

A really muscular, super-tough, reliable older nutty guy.

Sirius

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Re: Obligatory Introduction
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2018, 02:07:06 PM »
This is as much of a joke as the state of this community. Rest assured, I am serious.
Furthermore, you obviously did not pay close enough attention to Witch's Heart, as games of this nature are work of fiction, with any resemblance to actual people being entirely coincidental.

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Re: Obligatory Introduction
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2018, 05:02:37 PM »
Welcome, Sirius :)

This is as much of a joke as the state of this community.
Hmm, so out of curiosity, do you think the state of this community is a joke or not?

Sirius

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Re: Obligatory Introduction
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2018, 11:51:52 AM »
Hmm, so out of curiosity, do you think the state of this community is a joke or not?

Why, it is an insult at best.