This is like the end of an episode of Agatha Christie's Poirot where he explains how he knew someone was guilty. I like it.
Exactement!
Well, "My dear EgotisticalRaven" was inspired by Sherlock Holmes's "My dear Watson", but I like Poirot too.

Ali helped in tracking down that Chinese named person too. He should get the "Freebird Detective" award.
Thanks Dev! But to be fair, only Kyo can be credited for that (and I believe that username was Japanese).
Freebirdia - where a bot's introduction thread gets more replies than real person's.
So my fellow detective agrees that OP is a bot.
(I used yet another of my numerous skills to bring the attention back to... my skills!)