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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2012, 06:08:48 PM »
Hmmm... There is one thing I dislike about Australia... Weapons law... I CCW a knife daily damn sometimes I even open carry a knife not that anybody minds here... That would probably be an issue over there.
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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2012, 06:58:36 PM »
Hmmm... There is one thing I dislike about Australia... Weapons law... I CCW a knife daily damn sometimes I even open carry a knife not that anybody minds here... That would probably be an issue over there.

I'm not sure what the rules on knives are, but yeah, guns are absolutely 100% strictly definitely illegal.

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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2012, 01:27:57 AM »
Nope, carrying a knife on you in Australia is illegal unless you're permitted to do so (e.g. out hunting, etc). I can't imagine why you'd need one though.
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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2012, 02:07:48 AM »
I can't imagine why you'd need one though.

For steak.

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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2012, 02:57:55 AM »
I can't imagine why you'd need one though.

For steak.

I wouldn't question it. ^This man knows his steak!

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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2012, 03:10:59 AM »
Knife is an unlimited omni tool. And great defense instrument.
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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2012, 03:40:58 AM »
If you need to use it innocently as a tool, it requires a license to do so. But for defence, your fists are fine. xD And those don't inflict fatal wounds as easily. But the law doesn't prevent people for carrying knives anyway... my previous high-school was notorious for people getting stabbed. Haha.
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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2012, 04:05:11 AM »
What a crazy country...
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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2012, 05:51:16 AM »
What a crazy country...

Well I like it. :seraismile: And I've found that self-defense isn't necessary if no one's going to attack you.

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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2012, 07:12:57 AM »
If anyone tries to attack you, you can just escape on your kangaroo. IT'S FOOL-PROOF.
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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2012, 10:18:00 AM »
I find the best offense is running away, followed by a story you tell your friends that doesn't shame you. Trust me on this this. Your survival rate hovers around 100%.

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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2012, 02:01:53 PM »
Lan, you don't know anything about steaks unless they're tofu.

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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2012, 02:15:46 PM »
What a crazy country...


Well I like it. :seraismile: And I've found that self-defense isn't necessary if no one's going to attack you.


I'm in the same boat except guns come up more here cause we're right next to ammurica take our guns from our cold dead hands!!!!


I think we're forgetting to ask the real question... how big a knife are we talking?

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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2012, 04:40:31 PM »
^Yup. Something like that.
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Re: "To Canada" - Super Short Stupid USA Election Day Song
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2012, 05:52:01 PM »
I find the best offense is running away, followed by a story you tell your friends that doesn't shame you. Trust me on this this. Your survival rate hovers around 100%.

Sounds like me trying to pick up women. :seraisweat:

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