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Culinary disasters...
« on: September 30, 2008, 01:10:19 AM »
Taken from my post a while ago on another board:

I'm very sure that most of us, either through trial and error or via mistakes, have created "culinary disasters".

Today, I learnt a few rather valuable lessons while cooking porridge(aka congee or broth) for dinner:

1) never put too much rice(I ended up with enough to feed 3 people)
2) never let the food burn, keep stirring the pot (ack... the pot is like BURNT!)
3) don't keep adding liberal amts of soy sauce and sesame oil

I thus present today's culinary disaster(How about yours?):


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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 01:11:52 AM »
...What the -cuss- is that O_O!!!

That looks like death in a soup form.
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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2008, 01:20:34 AM »
What's in there? I (think I) see red rice, lettuce, possibly black fungus (the soft thingy that grows on trees), mushrooms and stuff. I've been way too lazy to cook myself now days minus the occasional omlette(sp?). :P But last year I cooked a lot.

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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2008, 03:34:51 PM »
Godly Cheesesteak
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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2008, 08:54:16 PM »
Sizzle: sorry but to someone like me, that actually seems kinda "disgusting"? :P

Reives: Bingo! Well you got all of it right except for the rice. :P It's white rice(brownish 'cos of too much soy sauce).

Here's a little something to make up for that devil's dish.

Ingredients:

cabbage(Sorry... couldn't be arsed to get purple cabbage.)
carrots(hidden in that humongous pile)
some lime juice(to give it a kick!)
lettuce
tomatoes =P
Sour cream(or was that salad cream again lol)

Yep... it's all raw... lol. :P




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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2008, 12:12:03 AM »
HOW CAN YOU SAY THATS DISGUSTING D: Your dead to me :'(
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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2008, 12:17:30 AM »
Idk, it looks kinda good to me...
This might hurt, it's not safe / But I know that I've gotta make a change / I don't care if I break,
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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2008, 12:19:08 AM »
Do you know which we're talking about Abi?
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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2008, 12:19:48 AM »
We should have a cooking show-down, Iron Chef quintessence forum style. And 8) <-this guy can be the judge.

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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2008, 12:20:53 AM »
Do you know which we're talking about Abi?

Maybe not... the salad-y thing looks good to me though. Like what's let on your plate after a taco loaded with sour cream. Mmm...
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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2008, 12:22:34 AM »
I think I'd prefer the cheesesteak myself. D:

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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2008, 12:26:14 AM »
I think I'd prefer the cheesesteak myself. D:

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Do you know which we're talking about Abi?

Maybe not... the salad-y thing looks good to me though. Like what's let on your plate after a taco loaded with sour cream. Mmm...

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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2008, 12:29:17 AM »
Psh, when I get my camera back next weekend I'll kick all of your butts with my super-egg-fried-rice!  :pewpewpew:

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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2008, 12:30:57 AM »
(Grr.. not again, but...)

FTL?  ???

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This might hurt, it's not safe / But I know that I've gotta make a change / I don't care if I break,
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Re: Culinary disasters...
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2008, 12:31:45 AM »
For The Lose

lol you know FTW means For The Win right? FTL should be easy :)
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