Culinary disasters...

[A random stranger]

Taken from my post a while ago on another board:

I'm very sure that most of us, either through trial and error or via mistakes, have created "culinary disasters".

Today, I learnt a few rather valuable lessons while cooking porridge(aka congee or broth) for dinner:

1) never put too much rice(I ended up with enough to feed 3 people)
2) never let the food burn, keep stirring the pot (ack... the pot is like BURNT!)
3) don't keep adding liberal amts of soy sauce and sesame oil

I thus present today's culinary disaster(How about yours?):

[Sizzle]

...What the is that !!!

That looks like death in a soup form.

[Reives]

What's in there? I (think I) see red rice, lettuce, possibly black fungus (the soft thingy that grows on trees), mushrooms and stuff. I've been way too lazy to cook myself now days minus the occasional omlette(sp?). But last year I cooked a lot.

[Sizzle]

Godly Cheesesteak

[A random stranger]

Sizzle: sorry but to someone like me, that actually seems kinda "disgusting"?

Reives: Bingo! Well you got all of it right except for the rice. It's white rice(brownish 'cos of too much soy sauce).

Here's a little something to make up for that devil's dish.

Ingredients:

cabbage(Sorry... couldn't be arsed to get purple cabbage.)
carrots(hidden in that humongous pile)
some lime juice(to give it a kick!)
lettuce
tomatoes =P
Sour cream(or was that salad cream again lol)

Yep... it's all raw... lol.

[Sizzle]

HOW CAN YOU SAY THATS DISGUSTING Your dead to me

[abigailian]

Idk, it looks kinda good to me...

[Sizzle]

Do you know which we're talking about Abi?

[Reives]

We should have a cooking show-down, Iron Chef quintessence forum style. And <-this guy can be the judge.

[abigailian]

Do you know which we're talking about Abi?

Maybe not... the salad-y thing looks good to me though. Like what's let on your plate after a taco loaded with sour cream. Mmm...

[Reives]

I think I'd prefer the cheesesteak myself.

[Sizzle]

I think I'd prefer the cheesesteak myself.

FTW REIVES

Do you know which we're talking about Abi?

Maybe not... the salad-y thing looks good to me though. Like what's let on your plate after a taco loaded with sour cream. Mmm...

FTL Wifey Salad Fails </3

[Reives]

Psh, when I get my camera back next weekend I'll kick all of your butts with my super-egg-fried-rice! 

[abigailian]

(Grr.. not again, but...)

FTL? 

 

[Sizzle]

For The Lose

lol you know FTW means For The Win right? FTL should be easy