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Re: River's sickness
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2011, 10:57:43 AM »
Death by a Thousand Cuts  :'(
Old River was as dead as a doornail, this must be distinctly understood or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am about to relate.

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Re: River's sickness
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2011, 03:32:35 PM »
*Holds back a tear*

A single one.
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But yeah, of course she didn't die from a papercut. :)
It was from many papercuts combined with a curious lack of bandaid in the game's universe.


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Her papercut led to an infection. Once there is an infection in the body, it NEEDS to be treated immediately lest it become septic—the process of the infection going into the bloodstream. If the infection does become septic, the person needs antibiotics fast. If Johnny was not able to get antibiotics because of their cost she'd die.

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Re: River's sickness
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2011, 06:40:05 PM »
Oh spite, of fie! Such tragedy.

(Though in case anyone just came to this page without context: No, River didn't actually die from paper-cut infections. :p )

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Re: River's sickness
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2011, 07:13:28 PM »
But there are bandaids! D: Sarah threw a book at Tommy once and then he needed one!

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Re: River's sickness
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2011, 07:36:20 PM »
But that bandaid wasn't for a paper cut, they are way more deadly and can't be stopped by bandaids.

Or you could say that they learned their lessons about having bandaids after Rivers horrible death.
Old River was as dead as a doornail, this must be distinctly understood or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am about to relate.

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Re: River's sickness
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2011, 08:16:46 PM »
I think it's safe to say that if Lily was around earlier the whole incident could have been avoided. But no Lily equals no Band-aids.

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Re: River's sickness
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2011, 11:44:50 PM »
Oh spite, of fie! Such tragedy.

(Though in case anyone just came to this page without context: No, River didn't actually die from paper-cut infections. :p )

And my faith in the story is thus restored.

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There's something wrong with you people, you probably thought FLCL was the deepest thing ever.)
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Re: River's sickness
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2011, 12:32:37 AM »
There's something wrong with you people, you probably thought FLCL was the deepest thing ever.

??? What's FLCL?

And don't believe Reives. He has no proof she didn't die of a paper cut. :P

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Re: River's sickness
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2011, 01:53:25 AM »
(Though in case anyone just came to this page without context: No, River didn't actually die from paper-cut infections. :p )
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Re: River's sickness
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2011, 03:56:55 AM »
But that bandaid wasn't for a paper cut, they are way more deadly and can't be stopped by bandaids.

Or you could say that they learned their lessons about having bandaids after Rivers horrible death.

The why would they distribute Bandaids within Hitchhiker's guide to Origami?


??? What's FLCL?

Anime which you need to see at least 4 times in a row to get something from it.
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