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Super idiotic conversations
« on: December 05, 2009, 11:00:48 AM »
So I don't know if any of you guys gather these kind of things, but at my class I am the one who collects all the funnyquotes, and I thought I might share a few with you.
Also, we have 2 hungarian pages which are like MLIA, but it's collecting chat and MSN conversations, which are stupid and/or laughable.

Here's a perfect example of it:

1: This is what I'm listening to
1: Hilti feat. Black and Decker - When steel meets with concrete

2: what's that?
1: industrial techno
2: is it up on youtube?
1: I don't think so
2: is it from torrent, then?
1: my neighbours are drilling the f*cking wall... -.-
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Re: Super idiotic conversations
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2009, 12:42:41 AM »
so... just weird quotes? i have a lot of those from my german teacher :eshemad:

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Re: Super idiotic conversations
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2009, 11:41:47 AM »
then translate them, if you may, and share. ^^

Here's one I got today - it happened with my best friend.
He had a blackout yesterday at night, and when the electricity comes back, his TV usually switches on. Somewhy the TV was on full volume, and the shouting woke him up at 4AM, then he couldn't go back to sleep, so he started working on something. Then later he went back to bed, and only got up at 2PM. When he went out to the garden, his neighbour asked him what was that shouting at 4AM. His reply was "And I could ask why is that ugly lighting Santa Claus doll in your garden, but I don't." They stayed at that.
"They say that New York is the City That Never Sleeps. I think the people who say that have never been to Tokyo. Tokyo is the City That Never Even Blinks." (Pianissimo Butterfly) ~ click it, if you like Gravitation, you'll love this.

"Nosza, fogadd bilincseinket, kötözd be fájó szívverésed..." (József Attila)