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Evil You
« on: October 29, 2009, 10:29:52 PM »
Alright, through some sort of magical or scientific mishap you have now created an evil version of yourself...or a more evil version of yourself if you're already evil...or a version that's even more of a jerk than you are for those of you weasels who bring up moral subjectivity. Whatever. They are evil you.

Maybe they want to leave your freezer open so all your ice cream melts or maybe they'll email your internet history to your mom. Perhaps they'll eat your pets. They probably want to kill you and everyone you love.

This is unfortunate.

My question for you is simple though, what does evil you look like? Are they an exact doppelgängerr? Are they a lazy pallet swap, bizarro version of you? Perhaps they do their hair in a way that makes you want to punch them and their eyes are portals into dark realms of human depravity and madness. Maybe they're an evil cyborg, lizard person. What is evil you?

Extra Credit:
1) Where did evil you come from?
2) Why is evil you evil?
3) What will you name evil you?
4) If evil you rapes your family, is it incest?
5) Are you evil you?

Type stuff in tiny, grey rectangles.

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Re: Evil You
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2009, 10:35:18 PM »
I cant imaginate someone more evil than me.

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Re: Evil You
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2009, 10:50:36 PM »
Alright, through some sort of magical or scientific mishap you have now created an evil version of yourself...or a more evil version of yourself if you're already evil...or a version that's even more of a jerk than you are for those of you weasels who bring up moral subjectivity. Whatever. They are evil you.

Maybe they want to leave your freezer open so all your ice cream melts or maybe they'll email your internet history to your mom. Perhaps they'll eat your pets. They probably want to kill you and everyone you love.

This is unfortunate.

My question for you is simple though, what does evil you look like? Are they an exact doppelgängerr? Are they a lazy pallet swap, bizarro version of you? Perhaps they do their hair in a way that makes you want to punch them and their eyes are portals into dark realms of human depravity and madness. Maybe they're an evil cyborg, lizard person. What is evil you?

Extra Credit:
1) Where did evil you come from?
2) Why is evil you evil?
3) What will you name evil you?
4) If evil you rapes your family, is it incest?
5) Are you evil you?

Type stuff in tiny, grey rectangles.

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Re: Evil You
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2009, 12:23:31 AM »
Extra Credit:
1) Where did evil come from? Stardale
2) Why is evil evil? Stardale
3) What will you name evil? Stardale
4) Is evil Stardale? Yes?
5) Are evil? Stardale

YOU ARE EBIL D:<

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Re: Evil You
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2009, 03:04:54 AM »
Kirroha, kittens are the root of all evil. :P
Evil Me looks just like the real me, but he's got this really evil smile. And he's majorly sadistic. He'd go around wreaking havoc non-stop.


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Re: Evil You
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2009, 06:06:47 PM »
@Stardale: i get that urge all the time, especially at school.

Extra Credit:
1) Where did evil you come from?
2) Why is evil you evil?
3) What will you name evil you?
4) If evil you rapes your family, is it incest?
5) Are you evil you?

Type stuff in tiny, grey rectangles.

I'm too lazy to say what he looks like, so i'll just answer the questions in the easiest way possible  ;D

1)  Stardale's imagination
2)  Because he's evil me. Evil me couldn't be good, that's just insane! :o
3)  Um... Evil Vasha?
4)  Um... creepy question. i think so, though, he is me after all.
5)  Yes, yes i am.

Well there ya go! :P

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Re: Evil You
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2009, 02:33:18 AM »
My evil me is a butterfly that talks in a devilish voice and emits red energy. And if it touches you, you'll splatter into a pile of bone and gooey red mush. And it can read your thoughts...

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Re: Evil You
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2009, 04:23:52 AM »
I won't call it Evil You, more like Meta-You.

You are Meta-You. But at the same time, Meta-You isn't you. And you are not Meta-You.

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Re: Evil You
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2009, 10:18:28 PM »
My evil me is a butterfly that talks in a devilish voice and emits red energy. And if it touches you, you'll splatter into a pile of bone and gooey red mush. And it can read your thoughts...

What are you!? :o

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Re: Evil You
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2009, 02:48:05 PM »
The evil me is a psychopath perverted girl who laughs all the time.

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Re: Evil You
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 10:54:06 AM »
The evil me refuses to tell any white lies and says the truth straightforward into the face of anyone who deserves it. It's cruel, but at the same time, it's helpful.

Yep, evil me is me. Sometimes. Only with those I love. ^^"
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Re: Evil You
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2009, 08:53:43 AM »
I don't have an evil me *innocent smile*

yeah right. Evil me is me being super ego and annoying the shit out of everyone for fun ^^


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