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How to be a smart-Alec!
« on: September 10, 2012, 04:21:03 PM »
A lot of people have trouble with being a smart-Alec nowadays because it's pretty hard. But, fear not, my fellow Freebirdians, I have a certified degree from the Neil Watts' University of Smartassery and here you can learn to hone and utilize your smart-Alec skills!


It's simple, just follow these five quick steps:

1. Join a conversation.

Description: It is imperative that you have a conversation, because if not, being a smart-Alec is nearly impossible! A smart-Alec remarks without a conversation is like peanut butter without jelly, the Internet without cats, a car without wheels, lungs without air, ham without pigs, potato chip bags without chain-linked fences.

2. Listen.

Description: This is were you carefully single out who or what could best be the subject for your smartassery. Gauge the remark to fit your audience or the situation. (Note: Do not use smartassery during weddings, funerals, or bar mitzvahs.)

3. Wait for an appropriate time to use your smart-Alec skills.

Description: Wait for the opportune moment and then...

4. ????????????

Description: ????????????

5. Profit

Description: You profit from it.



Enjoy the tutorial and good luck to all you smar-Alecs out there! The world really needs you...

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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2012, 08:20:35 PM »
Neil has a university now? He can't even pass his entry level tests!

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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 03:27:46 PM »
That was enlightening!

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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 07:19:36 PM »
Wow a Neil university? I imagine what would Eva says. :Evapple:
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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2013, 04:29:13 AM »
Wow a Neil university? I imagine what would Eva says. :Evapple:

She wouldn't care.
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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2014, 09:53:53 PM »
Alice came to a fork in the road. 'Which road do I take?' she asked.
'Where do you want to go?' responded the Cheshire Cat.
'I don't know,' Alice answered.
'Then,' said the Cat, 'it doesn't matter.
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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2014, 03:34:36 AM »
Alice came to a fork in the road. 'Which road do I take?' she asked.
'Where do you want to go?' responded the Cheshire Cat.
'I don't know,' Alice answered.
'Then,' said the Cat, 'it doesn't matter.
This bot. Look at its signature.

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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2014, 03:47:03 PM »
This bot. Look at its signature.
O_O :o :facepalm:

Could it be a coincidence? Because both Ali and Sajjad are popular names in the middle east. :reivsweat:

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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2014, 02:39:23 AM »
This bot. Look at its signature.
O_O :o :facepalm:

Could it be a coincidence? Because both Ali and Sajjad are popular names in the middle east. :reivsweat:
Nah, I think you're the mastermind behind those bots.

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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2014, 01:21:07 PM »
What's even the point of a bot like that? Did it get a bug and forget to post its links?

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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2014, 05:57:42 PM »
Nah, I think you're the mastermind behind those bots.
Of course not! Do you think I would let them reveal my name?  :-[

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What's even the point of a bot like that? Did it get a bug and forget to post its links?
I suppose they later change their signature or content of their post or spam on their own profile, unless they are banned of course.
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At least that's what I have taught my bots to do.  :)

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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2014, 06:07:42 PM »
It's only a matter of time before someone else becomes a bots signature ::)

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Re: How to be a smart-Alec!
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2014, 06:38:30 PM »
It's only a matter of time before someone else becomes a bots signature ::)
Thanks for your support DM, but Kyo has never been wrong in his detective work, so chances are I'm schizophrenic!  :reivsweat:
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Schizophrenic or not, I know how to frame Kyo, I will ask my bots to use kyoooooo as their signature from now on.  :-[