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Headers => Introductions & Farewells => Topic started by: Sirius on May 22, 2018, 05:30:49 PM

Title: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: Sirius on May 22, 2018, 05:30:49 PM
Right then, I believe I should introduce myself for expediency.
I am Sirius and I am here because of a long series of unfortunate events. There is little else you need to know about me at this point.
I implore you not to cause me any bother so that I won't cause any either.
That being said, these parts were getting too friendly for some, as such I shall take it upon myself to introduce some much needed controversy to balance things out.
I suspect this is best for this forum. You are free to disagree and contribute.

...well then, that shall do for an introduction, yes?
Title: Re: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: fenzil on May 22, 2018, 10:54:35 PM
Bonjour!

[insert Twilight Zone opening monologue, modified to describe the Freebird Forums]

What country are you from?
Title: Re: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: Kyo on May 23, 2018, 05:18:13 AM
That being said, these parts were getting too friendly for some, as such I shall take it upon myself to introduce some much needed controversy to balance things out.
I suspect this is best for this forum. You are free to disagree and contribute.

(https://i.imgur.com/QmjTP1P.jpg)
Title: Re: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: Sirius on May 23, 2018, 11:38:12 AM
[insert Twilight Zone opening monologue, modified to describe the Freebird Forums]

How utterly descriptive, but you need not worry, I am well acquainted with this place, for otherwise I would not be here.

What country are you from?

Some place, some time. I did say that there is little else to know of me and that is what I meant. I am serious after all.

That being said, these parts were getting too friendly for some, as such I shall take it upon myself to introduce some much needed controversy to balance things out.
I suspect this is best for this forum. You are free to disagree and contribute.

(https://i.imgur.com/QmjTP1P.jpg)

I take it this is a disagreement then, yes? I applaud you for contributing to my cause.
Title: Re: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: EatingToastYay on May 24, 2018, 09:52:06 AM
That being said, these parts were getting too friendly for some, as such I shall take it upon myself to introduce some much needed controversy to balance things out.
I suspect this is best for this forum. You are free to disagree and contribute.

By "some", do you really mean you?
Also, welcome to the forum, Sirius :seraismile: good luck performing your moral duties! I'm not sure what kinds of controversy you're planning - political, social? - but surely it will be helpful.
Title: Re: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: Merlandese on May 24, 2018, 02:24:43 PM
'Sup, Sirius!? Welcome. :)
Title: Re: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: Sirius on May 24, 2018, 02:55:08 PM
By "some", do you really mean you?

Huh?! What would I gain from this? Were I to be bothered by stale, friendly boards I would have to spend my entire lifetime chasing down boring niceness on the internet; none but lunatics would do such!
Surely you have just neglected the stagnant state of this community, for I am here to change this situation.

'Sup, Sirius!? Welcome. :)

Quite energetic I see. Don't let it get the better of you, you hear?
Title: Re: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: Dragon Mage on May 25, 2018, 03:35:20 AM
Welcome to the forums, Sirius. I'll try to stay out of your way and not start a fight. I'm a pacifist afterall and not too good at fighting/arguing ^^;
Title: Re: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: Amaranth on May 27, 2018, 08:50:16 AM
Out of curiosity, is this a joke account?

I'm actually watching a Let's Play of Witch's Heart at the moment and that's where this character originated.
Title: Re: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: Sirius on May 27, 2018, 02:07:06 PM
This is as much of a joke as the state of this community. Rest assured, I am serious.
Furthermore, you obviously did not pay close enough attention to Witch's Heart, as games of this nature are work of fiction, with any resemblance to actual people being entirely coincidental.
Title: Re: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: Eli on May 29, 2018, 05:02:37 PM
Welcome, Sirius :)

This is as much of a joke as the state of this community.
Hmm, so out of curiosity, do you think the state of this community is a joke or not?
Title: Re: Obligatory Introduction
Post by: Sirius on May 30, 2018, 11:51:52 AM
Hmm, so out of curiosity, do you think the state of this community is a joke or not?

Why, it is an insult at best.